My Fortune Cookie Fortunes Page

E-mail me your favorite fortunes and I might include them. Send me your name and hometown as well and I'll put them in too, if you like. If you've got a home page, cite the URL and I will include a link to it from your favorite fortune.

My Favorite Fortunes

• Let there be magic in your smile and firmness in your handshake.
• You will enjoy the pleasures of life to the highest degree.
• Wealth and renown, a beautiful person and a happy marriage.
• Everything will come your way now.
• You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury.
• Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
• Including others in your life will bring you great happiness.
• You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
• Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
• Let the world be filled with tranquility and good will.
• You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
• Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
• Your future will be happy and productive.
• Pass the bill to the person of your left. (And you gotta. Bad luck not to.)
• You will be the best.
• Nothing's perfect.
• You will step on the soil of many countries.
• You will be showered with good luck.
• Man's mind is not a container to be filled but rather a fire to be kindled.
• If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed.
• The person who learns to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
• Now is a good time for serenity: a book and a good friend.
• And my all-time favorite: Success in everything.

Other People's Favorite Fortunes

• Some think you handsome, others not.
• Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
• It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
• Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
• This amusing, and useful, one from Lori Stewart. You will accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.
• Two from Tracy Maple Hayhurst. Friends long absent are coming back to you. Everything is not yet lost.
• And this good cookie fortune story. On our first date in 1979, my now husband and I went for our favorite food, Chinese. We decided to read out loud our fortunes from our cookies. Mine read: "You will make a great boss." My date's read: "Your wife will be your boss." We carried these with us for years, until they became so tattered they had to be stored in a baggy. Mr. and Mrs. Mann, Lake Oswego, Oregon.
  

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